The book is titled "WTF? How to Survive 101 of Life's Worst F*#!-ing Situations". I was immediately intrigued. It was decent variety of situations, I could count quite a few I've already experienced. They varied from "You forget where you parked" to "Your girlfriend gives you herpes." Although I frequently forget where I've parked, I can't say my girlfriend has ever given me herpes...but if that situation should ever prevent itself I guess I'm prepared.
This book gives you options that are occasionally offensive, sometimes illegal, certainly inventive, and always hilarious. Although I wouldn't buy it as an actual self-help guide...only a dum-dum would, it was pretty funny. I especially liked the things to say to get telemarketers to stop calling, I'll have to try some of those. Although the book didn't suggest this option, I find it works well. Ask the telemarketer for their home number. When they reply with some lame "company policy prohibits me from giving my home number out", say that you understand, most people don't want complete strangers bothering them at home. Wait 10 seconds for it to sink in.
Anyways, all in a all, it was a funny read.
Ratings:
I'll give it a A-
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
CM - The Heroin Diaries - Nikki Sixx
Born Frank Feranna, Nikki Sixx moved to LA at 17 and in 1981 became the bassist/songwriter for Motley Crue. His book, the Heroin Diaries is a compilation of journal entries he wrote while he self-destructed on a concoction of alcohol, cocaine, pills, acid, and his poison of choice, heroin. “Alcohol, acid, cocaine…they were just love affairs. When I met heroin, it was true love.” – Nikki Sixx
The reasoning behind the book? I’ll quote Nikki Sixx “Someone asked me why I was writing this book and I said, maybe one person will read it and it will help them. They said, that’s not very rock ‘n’ roll is it? I said, fuck off and smirked because I know it’s the most rock ‘n’ rock thing about me – doing what I wanna do in life.”
With more money than he could spend, Nikki Sixx put most of his resources up his arm. He spent years in a state of paranoia hiding in his closet with his drug paraphernalia and guns. The journal gives you a look at his childhood, his relationship with his mom, sister, etc. It also gives you a preview of his lifestyle in Motley Crue. Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, no surprise there.
Kudos to Nikki Sixx for having the courage to face his demons in a very public manner. The critics and reviews promised a raw look at “one of the most unique memoirs of addiction ever published.” I wouldn’t have gone that far. Although it was a good read, you can only read about getting high so many times until it gets monotonous and slightly repetitive. It was interesting to read the opinions of the people who surrounded Sixx and knew him. He was rather ballsy when he asked the co-author Ian Gittins to get the other sides of the story and Sixx wanted all the insults and atrocities itemized in the book- no editing.
As a bonus, almost every page of the book was decorated and animated in a way that made it easier to read. Some of the drawings and quotes were intriguing.
Ratings: I give it a B+
The reasoning behind the book? I’ll quote Nikki Sixx “Someone asked me why I was writing this book and I said, maybe one person will read it and it will help them. They said, that’s not very rock ‘n’ roll is it? I said, fuck off and smirked because I know it’s the most rock ‘n’ rock thing about me – doing what I wanna do in life.”
With more money than he could spend, Nikki Sixx put most of his resources up his arm. He spent years in a state of paranoia hiding in his closet with his drug paraphernalia and guns. The journal gives you a look at his childhood, his relationship with his mom, sister, etc. It also gives you a preview of his lifestyle in Motley Crue. Sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll, no surprise there.
Kudos to Nikki Sixx for having the courage to face his demons in a very public manner. The critics and reviews promised a raw look at “one of the most unique memoirs of addiction ever published.” I wouldn’t have gone that far. Although it was a good read, you can only read about getting high so many times until it gets monotonous and slightly repetitive. It was interesting to read the opinions of the people who surrounded Sixx and knew him. He was rather ballsy when he asked the co-author Ian Gittins to get the other sides of the story and Sixx wanted all the insults and atrocities itemized in the book- no editing.
As a bonus, almost every page of the book was decorated and animated in a way that made it easier to read. Some of the drawings and quotes were intriguing.
Ratings: I give it a B+
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
KM- The Long Hard Road Out of Hell- Marilyn Manson with Neil Strauss
This was an amazing account of one of the most controversial artists of our time's life, from an awkward child attending Catholic school to a minister in the Church of Satan. From drugs, sex, and rock and roll, you hear of his firsts in everything.
I know most people are thinking "Oh. Manson. Nah, I wouldn't be interested." Or even worse, are judgemental characters that throw out accusations that he worships Satan without knowing his story. Once you read this, whether or not you like or hate him, you will have a whole new perspective of him.
Some of the best anecdotes he writes about in this were: exploring his grandfather's forbidden basement; how he got his band together (Twiggy Ramirez [whiskey and speed!!!], etc.) and how he came up with the concept of their names; his first acid trip; touring with Trent Reznor, encountering Courtney Love, etc... The high points, the low points, they're all great!
Overall, I think this was a great read. I wouldn't recommend it for the faint of heart, because there are times when things he and his friends do are pretty much debasing to other people, but it's interesting nonetheless.
Thanks Coran =D
Ratings:
A++
I know most people are thinking "Oh. Manson. Nah, I wouldn't be interested." Or even worse, are judgemental characters that throw out accusations that he worships Satan without knowing his story. Once you read this, whether or not you like or hate him, you will have a whole new perspective of him.
Some of the best anecdotes he writes about in this were: exploring his grandfather's forbidden basement; how he got his band together (Twiggy Ramirez [whiskey and speed!!!], etc.) and how he came up with the concept of their names; his first acid trip; touring with Trent Reznor, encountering Courtney Love, etc... The high points, the low points, they're all great!
Overall, I think this was a great read. I wouldn't recommend it for the faint of heart, because there are times when things he and his friends do are pretty much debasing to other people, but it's interesting nonetheless.
Thanks Coran =D
Ratings:
A++
Sunday, December 21, 2008
CM - You Suck - Christopher Moore
This was the first I've read from Christopher Moore, the title jumped at me from the bargain section in Waldenbooks. I must admit that I had to keep reading sentences over and over again to make sure I was reading them right, that started upon my reading the first sentence of the book "You bitch, you killed me, you suck!"
Anyways...the book was about Tommy Flood and his girlfriend...the bitch that killed him...or not really killed him just turned him into a vampire, Jody. Christopher Moore wrote the book in such a way that you had to keep reading...not in a suspenseful way but more like humor to me.
Throw in a Las Vegas call girl that is literally dyed blue, a clan of turkey-bowling vampire hunters, a minion named "Abby Normal", and a homeless guy that has a sign that reads "I am poor, and my cat is huge"...later changed to "I am poor and someone shaved my huge cat"....don't ask, I can't explain, you'd have to experience this one for yourself. I'd recommened it to anyone with a twisted, non-conformist sense of humor.
For example, one of my favorite quotes of the whole book:
Tommy: I bet it smells like peppermint...
Jody: What?
Tommy: Elf sex.
Tommy: Or maybe cinnamon...yeah that's it, cinnamon.
Ratings: I give it an A for an abundance of random-ness and for making me laugh
Anyways...the book was about Tommy Flood and his girlfriend...the bitch that killed him...or not really killed him just turned him into a vampire, Jody. Christopher Moore wrote the book in such a way that you had to keep reading...not in a suspenseful way but more like humor to me.
Throw in a Las Vegas call girl that is literally dyed blue, a clan of turkey-bowling vampire hunters, a minion named "Abby Normal", and a homeless guy that has a sign that reads "I am poor, and my cat is huge"...later changed to "I am poor and someone shaved my huge cat"....don't ask, I can't explain, you'd have to experience this one for yourself. I'd recommened it to anyone with a twisted, non-conformist sense of humor.
For example, one of my favorite quotes of the whole book:
Tommy: I bet it smells like peppermint...
Jody: What?
Tommy: Elf sex.
Tommy: Or maybe cinnamon...yeah that's it, cinnamon.
Ratings: I give it an A for an abundance of random-ness and for making me laugh
CM - Sundays at Tiffany's - James Patterson
I guess writers go through phases; James Patterson apparently had his "romantic" phase and wrote Sundays at Tiffany's, Sam's Letters to Jennifer, and Suzanne's Diary for Nicholas. All are un-related but similiar in tone, mood, and theme.
Sundays at Tiffany's was about a little girl named Jane. She's lonely because her mother is a Broadway producer and makes time for her only to take her on their Sunday trip to admire jewelry at Tiffany's, or to criticize literally almost every facet of this child. Jane has only one friend: a handsome, comforting, funny man named Michael. Only Jane can see him.
On Jane's 9th birthday Michael has to break her heart after her mother already forgot about her birthday. He was there to help until she was old enough to manage and then had to go help other kids who needed him. He leaves on her birthday and promises that she'll forget about him soon enough, that's how it always happened.
Or so they thought. Years later, Jane is in her thirties and still wrestling with her overbearing mother, not to mention a real jackass of a boyfriend. When one day out of the blue, she sees her imaginary friend from when she was 8 years old. Same impossibly green eyes...but how? Why? Is she just stark crazy?
Although he may have been going through a phase, James Patterson didn't completely change genres on us, you can still taste a hint and twist of suspense. The overall plot was a bit funky, but all in all, it was a good read. Didn't turn out like I expected, but at least it didn't reek of "happily ever after" OR "what a tragedy I wish I never read it"...but you'll just have to form your own opinions.
Ratings:
Overall: I give it a B+
Sundays at Tiffany's was about a little girl named Jane. She's lonely because her mother is a Broadway producer and makes time for her only to take her on their Sunday trip to admire jewelry at Tiffany's, or to criticize literally almost every facet of this child. Jane has only one friend: a handsome, comforting, funny man named Michael. Only Jane can see him.
On Jane's 9th birthday Michael has to break her heart after her mother already forgot about her birthday. He was there to help until she was old enough to manage and then had to go help other kids who needed him. He leaves on her birthday and promises that she'll forget about him soon enough, that's how it always happened.
Or so they thought. Years later, Jane is in her thirties and still wrestling with her overbearing mother, not to mention a real jackass of a boyfriend. When one day out of the blue, she sees her imaginary friend from when she was 8 years old. Same impossibly green eyes...but how? Why? Is she just stark crazy?
Although he may have been going through a phase, James Patterson didn't completely change genres on us, you can still taste a hint and twist of suspense. The overall plot was a bit funky, but all in all, it was a good read. Didn't turn out like I expected, but at least it didn't reek of "happily ever after" OR "what a tragedy I wish I never read it"...but you'll just have to form your own opinions.
Ratings:
Overall: I give it a B+
Sunday, December 14, 2008
KM- The Funhouse - Dean Koontz
Years after leaving the carnival, her hated first husband, and the child she could never love, Ellen has a new life, a new husband, and two beautiful children, but now the carnival is coming back to town, and Ellen is going to have to pay for her sins.
This was yet another interesting Koontz read, although it wasn't quite what I expected. The description given on the inner page was quite misleading. It was more along the lines of "Ellen's children are going to have to pay for her sins". The above description was taken from amazon.com's description, yet the one on the book says about the same thing, except it focuses more on the fact that her teenage daughter is pregnant, which is actually only a minor detail in the story.
This was one of Koontz's earlier works, written in 1980, yet even 28 years ago, you could see a little of Koontz's current style shining through. It was originally written under his pen name, Owen West. Overall, it was a pretty interesting read. I believe the fact that it was one of his earlier works actually intensifies the "I have to know what happens!!" mindframe while reading it, since you're even more curious due to the fact that it's not quite what we're used to from him. But over all, it was a very good read.
RATINGS
Characters: 4.5/5
Plot: 4.5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 93/A
This was yet another interesting Koontz read, although it wasn't quite what I expected. The description given on the inner page was quite misleading. It was more along the lines of "Ellen's children are going to have to pay for her sins". The above description was taken from amazon.com's description, yet the one on the book says about the same thing, except it focuses more on the fact that her teenage daughter is pregnant, which is actually only a minor detail in the story.
This was one of Koontz's earlier works, written in 1980, yet even 28 years ago, you could see a little of Koontz's current style shining through. It was originally written under his pen name, Owen West. Overall, it was a pretty interesting read. I believe the fact that it was one of his earlier works actually intensifies the "I have to know what happens!!" mindframe while reading it, since you're even more curious due to the fact that it's not quite what we're used to from him. But over all, it was a very good read.
RATINGS
Characters: 4.5/5
Plot: 4.5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 93/A
KM- 1st To Die- James Pattesron
A serial killer is stalking and murdering newlyweds on their honeymoon. San Francisco Homicide inspector Lindsay Boxer takes the case and along the way meets three other women–a lawyer, a reporter, and the city medical examiner. Joining forces to solve this gruesome crime, the Women's Murder Club is born.
Ok, this one, I was skeptical about. I got the series up to the 5th one for Christmas last year, and I've finally gotten around to reading it. I was shocked. It's classic Patterson in the sense that it's made of 1-2 page chapters, which definitely does make his books slightly easier to read, although it's annoying at the same time.
I was instantly intrigued with Lindsay Boxer as a character, and she had a great backstory. I like how the others characters where gradually brought in and revealed with their connections, and the club they've formed is a great concept. They're friends who work in the justice field, one a homicide inspector, one a medical examiner, one a reporter, and the other is a district attorney. They're strong women working in dominantly male fields. They meet up together to discuss aspects of the case, showing that 2 heads (or 4..) heads are better than one.
I'm actually looking forward to the next one in this series.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 4.8/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall: 95/A
Ok, this one, I was skeptical about. I got the series up to the 5th one for Christmas last year, and I've finally gotten around to reading it. I was shocked. It's classic Patterson in the sense that it's made of 1-2 page chapters, which definitely does make his books slightly easier to read, although it's annoying at the same time.
I was instantly intrigued with Lindsay Boxer as a character, and she had a great backstory. I like how the others characters where gradually brought in and revealed with their connections, and the club they've formed is a great concept. They're friends who work in the justice field, one a homicide inspector, one a medical examiner, one a reporter, and the other is a district attorney. They're strong women working in dominantly male fields. They meet up together to discuss aspects of the case, showing that 2 heads (or 4..) heads are better than one.
I'm actually looking forward to the next one in this series.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 4.8/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall: 95/A
Monday, December 8, 2008
KM- Just After Sunset - Stephen King
This was King at his finest. While reading the stories you feel as though some details are left out, but when you finish them, it's comparable to a light bulb going off and everything falling together. Willa, about a young woman and her fellow travelers at an Amtrak station, and N., about a psychiatric patient who has to hold the world together, were my favorites.
I can't really say too much about it, since I really don't want to ruin it, but this was AMAZING. King showed his most twisted, cryptic, insightful works yet, and it will blow you away!
Ratings:
Screw all that, it gets an A+++
I can't really say too much about it, since I really don't want to ruin it, but this was AMAZING. King showed his most twisted, cryptic, insightful works yet, and it will blow you away!
Ratings:
Screw all that, it gets an A+++
CM - The Rescue - Nicholas Sparks
This one was on the top 5 favorite Sparks books, right up there with The Guardian and The Bend in the Road. This one was about a volunteer firefighter named Taylor McAden. When confronted by raging fires or deadly accidents, Taylor takes risks that no one else in the department dared to take. He does whatever he can to save a live. But there's one risk that Taylor can't bring himself to take. He can't fall in love.
For all of his adult life, Taylor has dated women who need to be rescued, and once their crisis is over, he gets bored and leaves. The one day, a raging record breaking storm hits his small southern town. Denise Holton, a young single mother is driving through it when he car skids off the road with her four year old son in tow. What aggravates the circumstances is that Kyle, her son, has severe learning disabilities. Who comes to her rescue? None other than local hero, Taylor McAden.
Both are stricken with terror when they realize that Kyle is no where to be found after the accident. During the search for Kyle, the connection between Taylor and Denise takes root. Taylor doesn't know that this rescue will be different from all the others, demanding much more than physical courage.
Absolutely recommend this one. Nicholas Sparks provokes you to continue through his spellbinding story lines until the very end.
P.S.! Kayla I know you aren't a fan of Sparks, but since I did talk you into reading the Guardian and you liked it, I am recommending that you read this one too. Especially since it's about a volunteer firefighter, you should relate easily. I think you'll like this one.
Ratings:
I give it an A, to no one's surpise
For all of his adult life, Taylor has dated women who need to be rescued, and once their crisis is over, he gets bored and leaves. The one day, a raging record breaking storm hits his small southern town. Denise Holton, a young single mother is driving through it when he car skids off the road with her four year old son in tow. What aggravates the circumstances is that Kyle, her son, has severe learning disabilities. Who comes to her rescue? None other than local hero, Taylor McAden.
Both are stricken with terror when they realize that Kyle is no where to be found after the accident. During the search for Kyle, the connection between Taylor and Denise takes root. Taylor doesn't know that this rescue will be different from all the others, demanding much more than physical courage.
Absolutely recommend this one. Nicholas Sparks provokes you to continue through his spellbinding story lines until the very end.
P.S.! Kayla I know you aren't a fan of Sparks, but since I did talk you into reading the Guardian and you liked it, I am recommending that you read this one too. Especially since it's about a volunteer firefighter, you should relate easily. I think you'll like this one.
Ratings:
I give it an A, to no one's surpise
CM - Toxic Parents - Dr. Susan Forward
As the profile says, I'll read just about anything. Normally, I'm not into the self-help books as most are particularly lacking in inspiration and I usually end up reading a few chapters before I toss it aside. This one I was surprised. I didn't toss it aside as I normally would have, and it didn't reek with the normal "self-help" weirdo type of feel. I found it to be hard-hitting and pretty damn exact.
The book is broken into parts. It asks you a series of questions that you are to answer on your own. Your own answers will surprise you. Then it tells you some short stories of other people that will pretty much make your stomach flip flop. It gives you a list of "who are toxic parents" and categorizes the inadequate, the controllers, the alcoholics, the verbal abusers, the physical abusers, and my personal vote for 1st in line to the electric chair, the sexual abusers. Each category has their own chapters and I think just identifying what type of parents you have is a tremendous step to reclaiming your own identity.
Definitely recommend this book for anyone who has had trying times with their parents and even for those who don't. I must admit I'm a sucker for hearing other people's life stories, I find it so interesting, even if it does rip your heart out sometimes, as it did in some of these stories. It's not a "I hate my parents" "My childhood sucked waaah me" book. It was actually very insightful. Also, this book is pretty much all ages. There are stories of the burdens of caring for elderly parents as well as stories to relate to if you are still living with your parents. We all have parents, and at some time, we all need some help/perspectives for dealing with them.
Ratings:
Overall, I give it an A, very insightful, worth reading
The book is broken into parts. It asks you a series of questions that you are to answer on your own. Your own answers will surprise you. Then it tells you some short stories of other people that will pretty much make your stomach flip flop. It gives you a list of "who are toxic parents" and categorizes the inadequate, the controllers, the alcoholics, the verbal abusers, the physical abusers, and my personal vote for 1st in line to the electric chair, the sexual abusers. Each category has their own chapters and I think just identifying what type of parents you have is a tremendous step to reclaiming your own identity.
Definitely recommend this book for anyone who has had trying times with their parents and even for those who don't. I must admit I'm a sucker for hearing other people's life stories, I find it so interesting, even if it does rip your heart out sometimes, as it did in some of these stories. It's not a "I hate my parents" "My childhood sucked waaah me" book. It was actually very insightful. Also, this book is pretty much all ages. There are stories of the burdens of caring for elderly parents as well as stories to relate to if you are still living with your parents. We all have parents, and at some time, we all need some help/perspectives for dealing with them.
Ratings:
Overall, I give it an A, very insightful, worth reading
CM - The Choice - Nicholas Sparks
This was a good one. As usual, I'm pleased with the way Nicholas Sparks captures and entertains. This one was about a man named Travis Parker (not Barker!) He has everything a man could want, a good job as a vet, loyal friends, and a waterfront home in a small town in North Carolina. He swims, goes boating with his friends, and barbecues. He holds the vague conviction that a serious relationship would cramp his "bachelor" style. That is until his new neighbor, Gabby Holland moves in.
Despite his attempts to be cordial, the redhead nextdoor seems to have a grudge against him. Classic love/hate relationship. Still, Travis tries to ingratiate himself with his new neighbor. His persistence leads them on a journey neither expected. I won't spoil it, but The Choice ultimately confronts readers with a heart wrenching question...How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive?
Recommend it! Although it wasn't the best of the best of Spark's novels, it wasn't a bad read at all.
Ratings: Characters: 4/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest level: 4/5
Overall rating: I'll give it a A-
Despite his attempts to be cordial, the redhead nextdoor seems to have a grudge against him. Classic love/hate relationship. Still, Travis tries to ingratiate himself with his new neighbor. His persistence leads them on a journey neither expected. I won't spoil it, but The Choice ultimately confronts readers with a heart wrenching question...How far would you go to keep the hope of love alive?
Recommend it! Although it wasn't the best of the best of Spark's novels, it wasn't a bad read at all.
Ratings: Characters: 4/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest level: 4/5
Overall rating: I'll give it a A-
CM - Untamed - P.C. Cast
Untamed is the 4th (but not final!) book in the House of Night series. Zoey finds out that life sucks when all your friends are pissed at you. In one week she went from having three boyfriends to none and from having a close knit group of friends who trusted her to being an outcast like she was before she came to the House of Night. Her advisor Neferet has declared war on humans, and Zoey knows that catastrophic events are about to come her way. Zoey's adventures take wild and dangerous turns as loyalities are tested, shocking true intentions come to light, and an ancient evil is awakened.
This was by far the best book in the series. The only bad thing I could possibly think of to say is that I'm horribly disappointed that I have to wait until March 2009 for the 5th book in the series, "Hunted" to find out what happens to Zoey and her friends. Well people, you've just found my achilles...I hate to wait and I just HAVE to know what happens, always. I can't say why I'm so eager to read the 5th book without giving too much away...but if you haven't started this series, it's definitely worth what you pay for it.
Ratings: I give it an A+ and a dirty look for making me wait impatiently for the 5th one
This was by far the best book in the series. The only bad thing I could possibly think of to say is that I'm horribly disappointed that I have to wait until March 2009 for the 5th book in the series, "Hunted" to find out what happens to Zoey and her friends. Well people, you've just found my achilles...I hate to wait and I just HAVE to know what happens, always. I can't say why I'm so eager to read the 5th book without giving too much away...but if you haven't started this series, it's definitely worth what you pay for it.
Ratings: I give it an A+ and a dirty look for making me wait impatiently for the 5th one
CM - Chosen - P.C. Cast
Chosen is the 3rd House of Night series book. Zoey's adventures at the House of Night take a mysterious turn or two. Those who appear to be friends are turning out to be her enemies and oddly enough, sworn enemies are turning into friends. Zoey has to figure out how to help her best friend Stevie Rae who is struggling to maintain her grip on humanity while Zoey scrambles to utilize her powers to find a solution. Trust has become a rare commodity at the House of Night and Zoey finds herself keeping secrets from nearly everyone.
Zoey finds herself juggling three boyfriends...one being a teacher at the House of Night. Then vampires start turning up dead and a war with the human race is brought up. Zoey starts to find out the hard way that things are definitely not always what they seem. Definitely worth reading, by this point in the series, you find yourself engulfed and unable to explain why.
Ratings:
I give it an A
Zoey finds herself juggling three boyfriends...one being a teacher at the House of Night. Then vampires start turning up dead and a war with the human race is brought up. Zoey starts to find out the hard way that things are definitely not always what they seem. Definitely worth reading, by this point in the series, you find yourself engulfed and unable to explain why.
Ratings:
I give it an A
CM - Betrayed - P.C. Cast
This is the 2nd book in the "House of Night" series by P.C. and Kristen Cast. By the time you get to this book, Zoey Redbird has settled in at the House of Night. She is chosen as the leader of the elite Dark Daughters and starts to realize her own powers. She even has a boyfriend or two. Then human teenagers that Zoey once went to school with start to be abducted and killed and all the evidence is pointing to the vamps at the House of Night. Then, when Zoey needs her friends the most, death strikes the House of Night and Zoey must find the courage to face a betrayal (hence the title) that could break her heart, her soul, and jeopardize the very fabric of her world.
I don't want to give away too much of the book, but this book picked up more so than the first book. Worth reading.
Ratings:
I give it an A-
I don't want to give away too much of the book, but this book picked up more so than the first book. Worth reading.
Ratings:
I give it an A-
Sunday, December 7, 2008
CM - The Nymphos of Rocky Flats - Mario Acevedo
I'm soooo mad at my book club for recommending me this one. I know, I know, I should have read the title and known better, but it was on special for 20 cents, and I want my 20 cents back!!
Alright, so the book actually had a potentially good plot. Felix was an Iraq soldier who's platoon accidentally killed what they though was four insurgents but turned out to be a family of four including a 12 yr old girl. An encounter in Iraq give Felix the gift/curse of immortality as the undead. Even I must admit that the first few chapters were pretty good. Back home in the states, Felix is still affected and is trying to pay penance for his war-time sins. The former infantryman works as a detective and is asked to investigate a case at a government facility in Rocky Flats, Colorado. Sounds like a decent read right? Not.
I feel no remorse for spoiling the end to this garbage. I'm still pissed that I wasted two hours of my time reading this waste of paper and ink. Let's just say that little green men and UFO's...not my cup of tea. I don't know why the author went so horribly wrong in the last 7 or so chapters. It turns out that there's some weird chemical from a UFO that was part of a government cover-up conspiracy that turns the people in Rocky Flats into nymphomaniacs because of alien invasion. Yeah....anyways, the proceeding ratings should be of no surprise to anyone. I want a refund! Damn you book club!
Characters: 2/5
Plot: COULD have been a 4/5, but thanks to the ending, 1/5
Interest rating: None. Zip, zero, nil.
Overall rating: Refer to the finger I'm giving my book club and the author
Alright, so the book actually had a potentially good plot. Felix was an Iraq soldier who's platoon accidentally killed what they though was four insurgents but turned out to be a family of four including a 12 yr old girl. An encounter in Iraq give Felix the gift/curse of immortality as the undead. Even I must admit that the first few chapters were pretty good. Back home in the states, Felix is still affected and is trying to pay penance for his war-time sins. The former infantryman works as a detective and is asked to investigate a case at a government facility in Rocky Flats, Colorado. Sounds like a decent read right? Not.
I feel no remorse for spoiling the end to this garbage. I'm still pissed that I wasted two hours of my time reading this waste of paper and ink. Let's just say that little green men and UFO's...not my cup of tea. I don't know why the author went so horribly wrong in the last 7 or so chapters. It turns out that there's some weird chemical from a UFO that was part of a government cover-up conspiracy that turns the people in Rocky Flats into nymphomaniacs because of alien invasion. Yeah....anyways, the proceeding ratings should be of no surprise to anyone. I want a refund! Damn you book club!
Characters: 2/5
Plot: COULD have been a 4/5, but thanks to the ending, 1/5
Interest rating: None. Zip, zero, nil.
Overall rating: Refer to the finger I'm giving my book club and the author
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
KM- I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell- Tucker Max
My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole.
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world.
This book was hilarity at it's finest. I found the website because of a friend of mine, and soon read all of the stories featured on tuckermax.com. Then, I set out to find the book. Most of the stories featured in the book are also on his website, but there are some extras thrown in. It's definitely worth the $13 I paid for it. Tucker Max was a student at Duke School of Law, and it's a telling of his drunken nights and one-night stands. This man has the sort of life you can't even imagine. It seems that even on an average day, hilarity ensues. The best part of it is, it's all true.
This book is definitely not for the easily offended. He sleeps with random women, gets drunk and is generally disrespectful of all other people, but if you're not easily offended, this could very well be some of the funniest stories you will ever hear.
Rating:
Characters: 5/5 Absolutely love his friend, Drunkasaurus Rex!
Plot: N/A It's a collection of stories, but it gets the highest rating for a collection
Interest Level: 5/5
OVERALL: 100/A+++
I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and posers, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead.
But, I do contribute to humanity in one very important way. I share my adventures with the world.
This book was hilarity at it's finest. I found the website because of a friend of mine, and soon read all of the stories featured on tuckermax.com. Then, I set out to find the book. Most of the stories featured in the book are also on his website, but there are some extras thrown in. It's definitely worth the $13 I paid for it. Tucker Max was a student at Duke School of Law, and it's a telling of his drunken nights and one-night stands. This man has the sort of life you can't even imagine. It seems that even on an average day, hilarity ensues. The best part of it is, it's all true.
This book is definitely not for the easily offended. He sleeps with random women, gets drunk and is generally disrespectful of all other people, but if you're not easily offended, this could very well be some of the funniest stories you will ever hear.
Rating:
Characters: 5/5 Absolutely love his friend, Drunkasaurus Rex!
Plot: N/A It's a collection of stories, but it gets the highest rating for a collection
Interest Level: 5/5
OVERALL: 100/A+++
KM- Odd Thomas- Dean Koontz
"The dead don't talk. I don't know why." But they do try to communicate, with a short-order cook in a small desert town serving as their reluctant confidant. Odd Thomas thinks of himself as an ordinary guy, if possessed of a certain measure of talent at the Pico Mundo Grill and rapturously in love with the most beautiful girl in the world, Stormy Llewellyn. Maybe he has a gift, maybe it's a curse, Odd has never been sure, but he tries to do his best by the silent souls who seek him out. Sometimes they want justice, and Odd's otherworldly tips to Pico Mundo's sympathetic police chief, Wyatt Porter, can solve a crime. Occasionally they can prevent one. But this time it's different. A mysterious man comes to town with a voracious appetite, a filing cabinet stuffed with information on the world's worst killers, and a pack of hyena-like shades following him wherever he goes. Who the man is and what he wants, not even Odd's deceased informants can tell him. His most ominous clue is a page ripped from a day-by-day calendar for August 15.
Today is August 14. In less than twenty-four hours, Pico Mundo will awaken to a day of catastrophe. As evil coils under the searing desert sun, Odd travels through the shifting prisms of his world, struggling to avert a looming cataclysm with the aid of his soul mate and an unlikely community of allies that includes the King of Rock 'n' Roll. His account of two shattering days when past and present, fate and destiny converge is the stuff of our worst nightmares-and a testament by which to live: sanely if not safely, with courage, humor, and a full heart that even in the darkness must persevere.
This was a mind-blowing work from Dean Koontz. It is one of the few books that actually brought a tear to my eye at some parts. The heroic young man is faced with so many challenges, and yet he perseveres. The story instantly captures your attention from the opening page with a humble introduction from the main character. As the action progresses, you'll be gripping the book in white-knuckled anticipation, sighing with relief, and smiling at the beauty of the story.
I would recommend this book to anyone who loves a good story about an everyday hero with a bit of a supernatural gift. It deals with the most basic of moral questions, how much evil is there really in an average human? How strong is the power of love? What can you go through and still have faith in humanity?
RATINGS
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 100/A for lack of anything higher.
Today is August 14. In less than twenty-four hours, Pico Mundo will awaken to a day of catastrophe. As evil coils under the searing desert sun, Odd travels through the shifting prisms of his world, struggling to avert a looming cataclysm with the aid of his soul mate and an unlikely community of allies that includes the King of Rock 'n' Roll. His account of two shattering days when past and present, fate and destiny converge is the stuff of our worst nightmares-and a testament by which to live: sanely if not safely, with courage, humor, and a full heart that even in the darkness must persevere.
This was a mind-blowing work from Dean Koontz. It is one of the few books that actually brought a tear to my eye at some parts. The heroic young man is faced with so many challenges, and yet he perseveres. The story instantly captures your attention from the opening page with a humble introduction from the main character. As the action progresses, you'll be gripping the book in white-knuckled anticipation, sighing with relief, and smiling at the beauty of the story.
I would recommend this book to anyone who loves a good story about an everyday hero with a bit of a supernatural gift. It deals with the most basic of moral questions, how much evil is there really in an average human? How strong is the power of love? What can you go through and still have faith in humanity?
RATINGS
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 100/A for lack of anything higher.
Monday, December 1, 2008
KM- Twilight- THE MOVIE
I guess I will start this one by saying: DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME.
This movie was similar to the books only in a few moments of dialog, the fact that the Cullens were vampires, and that Bella and Edward loved each other. The events were somewhat similar, but where in the books did Edward say something as stupid as "You can google it." WHAT?! No.
I know most people are thinking, "You knew it wouldn't be identical to the book." Yes, I did. I prepared myself for that. What I did NOT prepare myself for was that they were going to take what could have been the best movie of the YEAR, and ruin it with mediocre acting, forced lines, and overall terrible settings. I was so disappointed by this that I felt as though I'd lost a friend. Not to mention the fact that I was in a theater full of teenage girls who squealed every time Edward came on the screen.
I guess the best way to put it is, IF you HAVE NOT read the book, the movie may pass as a semi-decent film. If you HAVE read the book, the movie will be nothing but a massacre to your senses and a way to ruin a great story.
And just a p.s.: THEY RUINED JASPER.
RATINGS
Acting: 2/5
Character Portrayal: 2/5
Similarities: 3/5
Overall: 47/F
This movie was similar to the books only in a few moments of dialog, the fact that the Cullens were vampires, and that Bella and Edward loved each other. The events were somewhat similar, but where in the books did Edward say something as stupid as "You can google it." WHAT?! No.
I know most people are thinking, "You knew it wouldn't be identical to the book." Yes, I did. I prepared myself for that. What I did NOT prepare myself for was that they were going to take what could have been the best movie of the YEAR, and ruin it with mediocre acting, forced lines, and overall terrible settings. I was so disappointed by this that I felt as though I'd lost a friend. Not to mention the fact that I was in a theater full of teenage girls who squealed every time Edward came on the screen.
I guess the best way to put it is, IF you HAVE NOT read the book, the movie may pass as a semi-decent film. If you HAVE read the book, the movie will be nothing but a massacre to your senses and a way to ruin a great story.
And just a p.s.: THEY RUINED JASPER.
RATINGS
Acting: 2/5
Character Portrayal: 2/5
Similarities: 3/5
Overall: 47/F
CM - Dear John - Nicholas Sparks
This book is a story about an angry rebel named John Tyree who enlisted in the army after high school because he didn't know what else to do. Then, during a furlough, he meets Savannah Lynn Curtis, the girl of his dreams. She is in North Carolina attending college and working for Habitat for Humanity and is completely unprepared for her feelings for John Tyree.
The attraction is mutual and quickly grows into the kind of love that makes Savannah vow to wait for John while he finishes his tour of duty, and John is ready to settle down with the woman that captured his heart. Neither one of them can foresee that 9/11 is about to change the world and that single day forces John to risk every dream he's ever had. Like so many soldiers, John is forced to choose between love and his devotion to the country. And like so many left behind, Savannah has to decide whether to wait for John or move on.
This one was a good read, but then again I am never disappointed when I finish a Sparks novel.
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest level: 5/5
Overall rating: 4.5/5
The attraction is mutual and quickly grows into the kind of love that makes Savannah vow to wait for John while he finishes his tour of duty, and John is ready to settle down with the woman that captured his heart. Neither one of them can foresee that 9/11 is about to change the world and that single day forces John to risk every dream he's ever had. Like so many soldiers, John is forced to choose between love and his devotion to the country. And like so many left behind, Savannah has to decide whether to wait for John or move on.
This one was a good read, but then again I am never disappointed when I finish a Sparks novel.
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest level: 5/5
Overall rating: 4.5/5
CM - Breaking Dawn - Stephenie Meyer
Breaking Dawn was one of the most anticipated books...ever. Twilight fans across the country were waiting for what seemed like an eternity for August 4th to roll around so they could scramble to the nearest bookstore to get a copy. I went that very day and picked up my copy because I absolutely could not wait to see what unfolded in the end of Edward & Bella's journey.
Well folks, I have to say, this one was not nearly as good of a read as the first 3 books in this series. The story picks up where Eclipse left off and Bella still finds herself torn between her love of Edward and her friendship with Jacob and Victoria is still after her. I don't want to spoil the book, but I will say that Edward and Bella's wedding was in the beginning...followed by some highly illogical events...but anyways, I was personally disappointed. I was not only disappointed that this would be the last book in the series, but the series of events threw me for a loop.
Either way, I've warned before, if you pick up one of these books in the series it is like an addiction. Let's just call it cocaine...you don't start cocaine unless you intend to keep doing cocaine because of it's highly addictive and alluring nature...same thing with the Twilight series. So it's understandable that you go read it even after hearing that it's not the greatest, I did. The book wasn't terrible, it just didn't play out like I would have wanted it to.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 3/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall Rating: 3.5/5
Well folks, I have to say, this one was not nearly as good of a read as the first 3 books in this series. The story picks up where Eclipse left off and Bella still finds herself torn between her love of Edward and her friendship with Jacob and Victoria is still after her. I don't want to spoil the book, but I will say that Edward and Bella's wedding was in the beginning...followed by some highly illogical events...but anyways, I was personally disappointed. I was not only disappointed that this would be the last book in the series, but the series of events threw me for a loop.
Either way, I've warned before, if you pick up one of these books in the series it is like an addiction. Let's just call it cocaine...you don't start cocaine unless you intend to keep doing cocaine because of it's highly addictive and alluring nature...same thing with the Twilight series. So it's understandable that you go read it even after hearing that it's not the greatest, I did. The book wasn't terrible, it just didn't play out like I would have wanted it to.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 3/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall Rating: 3.5/5
CM - Complete Tales & Poems - Edgar Allen Poe
I would recommend this book for any Poe fan. It has all of his short stories and poems including some of my favorites like the Tell Tale Heart, Annabell Lee, The Black Cat, The Raven, and many more. It was a steal at the bookstore for $8.
Ratings:
Differ by story but overall, I give the collection an A. Thought-provoking and written from sheer madness, which makes it all the more interesting.
Ratings:
Differ by story but overall, I give the collection an A. Thought-provoking and written from sheer madness, which makes it all the more interesting.
Sunday, November 30, 2008
CM - Eclipse - Stephenie Meyer
Since Kayla took on the enormous task of trying to fit all the awesomeness of Twilight and New Moon into a review, I figured I'd go ahead and review the 3rd book in the series, Eclipse.
By now, if you've read the first two books in the series, chances are, you're already hooked on the Cullens so I don't need to explain much. This book is a continuation of Edward and Bella's story. As Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killins and Victoria continues her quest for revenge on Bella, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger. She is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob (boo!) sorry...couldn't resist.
Graduation is approaching and Bella has to choose...life with Jacob...or death and eternity with Edward and the rest of the Cullens. Which will she choose? Read it and find out. This one was just as good as the first two.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest level: 5/5
Overall rating: It's no surprise that I'm giving this an A+
By now, if you've read the first two books in the series, chances are, you're already hooked on the Cullens so I don't need to explain much. This book is a continuation of Edward and Bella's story. As Seattle is ravaged by a string of mysterious killins and Victoria continues her quest for revenge on Bella, Bella once again finds herself surrounded by danger. She is forced to choose between her love for Edward and her friendship with Jacob (boo!) sorry...couldn't resist.
Graduation is approaching and Bella has to choose...life with Jacob...or death and eternity with Edward and the rest of the Cullens. Which will she choose? Read it and find out. This one was just as good as the first two.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest level: 5/5
Overall rating: It's no surprise that I'm giving this an A+
CM - The Quickie - James Patterson
This one was a good read. I'm normally not an absolute Patterson fanatic...but this one was
pretty easy to get into.
The story is about a detective named Lauren who is married to her husband Paul. One day, she drives downtown hoping to surprise him at lunch. She spots him going into a hotel with a georgeous young blonde. This betrayal tears her apart and of course allows her to justify having her own fling with a detective coworker.
That's as much of the plot as I'll give away. Let's just say that once Lauren has the quickie, an amazing amount of things go wrong. Lauren is faced with many decisions and dilemmas that force her to decide what really matters in her life.
I won't divulge too much to avoid spoiling the book, but I will say that there's murder, infidelity, and revenge...and that's just in the first few chapters. All in all, it was a good book.
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall Rating: I'll give it an A-
pretty easy to get into.
The story is about a detective named Lauren who is married to her husband Paul. One day, she drives downtown hoping to surprise him at lunch. She spots him going into a hotel with a georgeous young blonde. This betrayal tears her apart and of course allows her to justify having her own fling with a detective coworker.
That's as much of the plot as I'll give away. Let's just say that once Lauren has the quickie, an amazing amount of things go wrong. Lauren is faced with many decisions and dilemmas that force her to decide what really matters in her life.
I won't divulge too much to avoid spoiling the book, but I will say that there's murder, infidelity, and revenge...and that's just in the first few chapters. All in all, it was a good book.
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall Rating: I'll give it an A-
CM - How to Make Love Like a Pornstar - Jenna Jameson
Ok, I know what you're thinking, it's a book about a freaking porn star. BUT and that's a big but, I was very surprised by this book. It was actually well written and reasonably tasteful. True, she had help, but that's beside the point. It was nothing like what I expected; I expected a book about a porn star. What I read was a book about a woman who had alot more to say than I would have thought.
The story is an edgy raw look at a life of turmoil filled with rape, drug abuse, and tumultous relationships with family, friends, and of course lovers. The book starts with Jenna's early days and takes you on the rocky journey to what she is today. I was surprised to say the least that someone who in my opinion has been degrated to a pulp actually is a very strong person. I have a new respect for her, although I still do not condone what she does nor do I think it is any way to make a living, the book was still a pretty decent autobiography. Definitely for the 18+ age group.
All in all, don't judge a book by it's cover...you may just find a decent book behind the slightly sleazy cover.
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall rating: I'll give it an A- ...and would recommend people give it a chance
The story is an edgy raw look at a life of turmoil filled with rape, drug abuse, and tumultous relationships with family, friends, and of course lovers. The book starts with Jenna's early days and takes you on the rocky journey to what she is today. I was surprised to say the least that someone who in my opinion has been degrated to a pulp actually is a very strong person. I have a new respect for her, although I still do not condone what she does nor do I think it is any way to make a living, the book was still a pretty decent autobiography. Definitely for the 18+ age group.
All in all, don't judge a book by it's cover...you may just find a decent book behind the slightly sleazy cover.
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall rating: I'll give it an A- ...and would recommend people give it a chance
KM- Let Me Call You Sweetheart- Mary Higgins Clark
Kerry has taken an interest in a 10-year-old murder case, in which Skip Reardon had been found guilty of slaying his beautiful wife, Suzanne, and has since been pleading his innocence from his jail cell. When Kerry's small daughter, Robin, goes to a New York plastic surgeon after a car crash, it is apparent that Dr. Smith, who was Suzanne's father, is weird. He seems to be fashioning the faces of young women to resemble his dead daughter?and it was his testimony that sent Skip to jail. Kerry's interest in the case (and her parallel interest in Skip's good-guy lawyer) may harm her chances of a judgeship, and it also draws the ominous attention of another possible suspect, James Weeks, a wealthy real-estate magnate with rumored mob connections. Then there's elegant, tasteful art burglar Jason Arnott, who had also known Suzanne....
This one was decent, nothing to jump around about, but I enjoyed it. As usual, Clark writes in characters designed to do nothing more than to throw you off the trail of the actual culprit. I feel that this story was a bit slow paced and lackluster. More of a read for when there's really a lack of anything else, or for when you're looking for a shallow read.
RATINGS
Characters: 3/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest Level: 3/5
Overall: 67/D
This one was decent, nothing to jump around about, but I enjoyed it. As usual, Clark writes in characters designed to do nothing more than to throw you off the trail of the actual culprit. I feel that this story was a bit slow paced and lackluster. More of a read for when there's really a lack of anything else, or for when you're looking for a shallow read.
RATINGS
Characters: 3/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest Level: 3/5
Overall: 67/D
KM- Paint It Black - Janet Fitch
Josie Tyrell, art model, teen runaway, and denizen of LA's rock scene, finds a chance at real love with art student Michael Faraday. A Harvard dropout and son of a renowned pianist, Michael introduces Josie to a world of sophistication she had never dreamed existed and to his spiritual quest for the beauty that shines through everyday existence. But when she recieves a call from the LA county coroner, asking her to idenitfy her lover's dead body, her bright dreams all turn to black.
This was a happen-upon, I saw it on a bargain rack at Waldenbooks, and picked it up. I was amazed at the simple-yet-powerful style with which Fitch wrote the book. The story involves all sorts of emotions, from despondency to love, to betrayal, and unlikely friendships. It delves into the darker side of human nature and makes you wonder just how much you really know about those around you. Overall, I found it very enlightening, and the flashback-style of writing definitely made for a great adventure with Josie.
RATINGS:
Characters: 4.75/5
Plot: 4.5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 95/A
This was a happen-upon, I saw it on a bargain rack at Waldenbooks, and picked it up. I was amazed at the simple-yet-powerful style with which Fitch wrote the book. The story involves all sorts of emotions, from despondency to love, to betrayal, and unlikely friendships. It delves into the darker side of human nature and makes you wonder just how much you really know about those around you. Overall, I found it very enlightening, and the flashback-style of writing definitely made for a great adventure with Josie.
RATINGS:
Characters: 4.75/5
Plot: 4.5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 95/A
CM - Watch You Bleed the Guns N Roses Saga - Stephen Davis
Anyone who knows me knows that I'm a big fan of the GNR. So I was of course attracted to this book simply because it was about Guns N Roses. I always try to stay objective so I didn't let my love of the band affect my opinion of the book.
The book was well written, I'll give Stephen Davis that. It takes you back to the days when hardcore Axl was little Bill Bailey. The story tells you how the members met, and how they all ended up in L.A. and their journey to stardom and how they became the biggest rock stars of their generation.
Stephen Davis is one of America's more prominent rock journalists, so he definitely didn't let me down. Although the book was a bit difficult to get into, it picked up. The book definitely explains some of the titles to some of GNR's hits. I can imagine that it would be a tremendous feat to try to fit the awesomeness of these rock God's into 420 pages...(ironic I know) but somehow Davis pulled it off. Definitely an educational/entertaining read. I recommend it to all GNR fans, as it gives you a more in-depth look into the rock Gods...all in all, worth the $20-something I spent on amazon.
Ratings:
Characters: 100/100 :)
Plot: Could have been better
Overall rating: I'll give it a B+
The book was well written, I'll give Stephen Davis that. It takes you back to the days when hardcore Axl was little Bill Bailey. The story tells you how the members met, and how they all ended up in L.A. and their journey to stardom and how they became the biggest rock stars of their generation.
Stephen Davis is one of America's more prominent rock journalists, so he definitely didn't let me down. Although the book was a bit difficult to get into, it picked up. The book definitely explains some of the titles to some of GNR's hits. I can imagine that it would be a tremendous feat to try to fit the awesomeness of these rock God's into 420 pages...(ironic I know) but somehow Davis pulled it off. Definitely an educational/entertaining read. I recommend it to all GNR fans, as it gives you a more in-depth look into the rock Gods...all in all, worth the $20-something I spent on amazon.
Ratings:
Characters: 100/100 :)
Plot: Could have been better
Overall rating: I'll give it a B+
CM - Seduced by the Night - Robin T. Popp
It's no secret, I'm a sucker for vampire novels (pun highly intended ;) Other than the Twilight series and the Marked series, Seduced by the Night was on up there on my list of favorite vampire novels.
The story is about a bio-chemist named Bethany who works in the fancy Van Horne Technologies research lab. She soon finds herself in need of protection because her assitant and front desk security guard are both killed. She is engaged to marry the wealthy owner of Van Horne Technolgies, Mr. Miles Van Horne himself. Her fiance has her working on project to duplicate a synthetic version of a plant that is only found deep in the amazon. While working on this project, Bethany finds that this project could be highly illegal and starts to worry. She doesn't have much time because a group of vampires is out to kidnap her. After a few attempts to snatch her, Dirk Adams, an ex Naval officer/ fledging (half vamp half human)/ vampire hunter volunteers to protect her. Bethany doesn't know why, but she always feels safe with Dirk. Their attraction is undeniable, but she is after all in a loveless engagement to Miles.
Bethany is faced with decisions that she doesn't have a whole lot of time to make. Why is Miles getting her to produce this plant extract? Will she stay devoted to Miles and end up in an unhappy marriage...or follow her heart into the arms of Dirk Adams? Will she be safe or is she doomed to be kidnapped and forced to produce venom for this clan of vampires? How will it end for Bethany? I dunno, read it yourself and find out :)
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 4/5
Overall rating 4/5
The story is about a bio-chemist named Bethany who works in the fancy Van Horne Technologies research lab. She soon finds herself in need of protection because her assitant and front desk security guard are both killed. She is engaged to marry the wealthy owner of Van Horne Technolgies, Mr. Miles Van Horne himself. Her fiance has her working on project to duplicate a synthetic version of a plant that is only found deep in the amazon. While working on this project, Bethany finds that this project could be highly illegal and starts to worry. She doesn't have much time because a group of vampires is out to kidnap her. After a few attempts to snatch her, Dirk Adams, an ex Naval officer/ fledging (half vamp half human)/ vampire hunter volunteers to protect her. Bethany doesn't know why, but she always feels safe with Dirk. Their attraction is undeniable, but she is after all in a loveless engagement to Miles.
Bethany is faced with decisions that she doesn't have a whole lot of time to make. Why is Miles getting her to produce this plant extract? Will she stay devoted to Miles and end up in an unhappy marriage...or follow her heart into the arms of Dirk Adams? Will she be safe or is she doomed to be kidnapped and forced to produce venom for this clan of vampires? How will it end for Bethany? I dunno, read it yourself and find out :)
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 4/5
Overall rating 4/5
CM - The Client - John Grisham
There was no hesitation for me to buy this book, I had already saw the freaking fantastic movie so for me it was a must-read. I wasn't disappointed.
The story is about an 11 year old named Mark Sway who witnessess an attorney commit suicide. Before he dies, the lawyer tells Mark a deadly secret concerning the recent murder of a Louisiana senator who was murdered by a Mafia thug killer who is about to go on trial . The FBI pressures Mark to tell them the attorneys last words but Mark knows that the mob is watching his every move and is already fearful after his house is burned down. He is concerned for the saftety of his mom and little brother so he hires a lawyer. (Susan Saradon in the movie :) Reggie Love in the movie & book. Realizing that Mark has no choice but to talk, Mark comes up with a crazy plan that would keep Reggie and his family safe from the mob... and it just might work.
Definitely recommend! It was a suspense and humor filled novel and surprisingly, the book and the movie were both great (usually its one or the other).
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Overall rating: 5/5
The story is about an 11 year old named Mark Sway who witnessess an attorney commit suicide. Before he dies, the lawyer tells Mark a deadly secret concerning the recent murder of a Louisiana senator who was murdered by a Mafia thug killer who is about to go on trial . The FBI pressures Mark to tell them the attorneys last words but Mark knows that the mob is watching his every move and is already fearful after his house is burned down. He is concerned for the saftety of his mom and little brother so he hires a lawyer. (Susan Saradon in the movie :) Reggie Love in the movie & book. Realizing that Mark has no choice but to talk, Mark comes up with a crazy plan that would keep Reggie and his family safe from the mob... and it just might work.
Definitely recommend! It was a suspense and humor filled novel and surprisingly, the book and the movie were both great (usually its one or the other).
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Overall rating: 5/5
KM- The Face - Dean Koontz
He's Hollywood's most dazzling star, who inspires the worship of millions and the hatred of one twisted soul. His perfectly ordered existence is under siege as a series of terrifying "messages" penetrates the security of his legendary estate. All that stands between him and an insidious killer is a weary ex-cop who has already seen his own death.
This was a great one, with a classic Koontz feel in that it's not what you're expecting. The characters are amazingly well developed with great personality and interweaving storylines that cumulate into one great tale. Aelfric "Fric" Manheim, the son of The Face, is a young boy who is being threatened by forces unheard of, and the security manager of the estate, Ethan, is protected by forces even more strange. Even the minor characters in the story are absolutely crucial to development. From Hollywood glitz and glam, to voodoo practices and time loops, this one will definitely keep you glued to the pages.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 100/A
KM- Along Came A Spider - James Patterson
A missing little girl named Maggie Rose..
A family of three brutally murdered
in the projects of Washington, D.C.
The thrill-killing of a beautiful
elementary school teacher.
A psychopathic serial kidnapper/murderer who calls
himself the Son of Lindbergh. He is so terrifying that the FBI, the Secret
Service, and the police cannot outsmart him — even after he's been captured.
This is the first novel in the Alex Cross series. Det. Cross is a unique character in that he's an African-American detective with a Ph.D. in forensic psychology, and yet still has a sense of humor. He and his best friend and co-worker, Sampson, make a great team. You'll be immediately endeared to the characters.
The story starts out with a retelling of the Lindbergh kidnapping that will leave you thinking, "What?!" but the story develops amazingly well and is paced at a perfect speed. From rogue FBI agents, to the adrenaline always involved with stories of children, this book will tug at your heartstrings, keep you on your toes, and even make you question your own views of the justice system. This was one I could barely put down!
RATINGS:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 100/A
CM - The Lost Boy - Dave Pelzer
Most of you have probably seen the book "A Child Called It" on the bookshelves in the bookstore and probably have passed right by it without much thought. I picked it up one day and soon was out looking for The Lost Boy, which is the sequel. Dave Pelzer is an amazing man. He is so incredibly brave for allowing readers to delve into his heartwrenching childhood.
The story is about a young boy who has suffered torture at the hands of his crazed mother and ignored by his alcoholic firefighter father. I found it ironic that his father was a "hero" but yet never saved his own son from the hell he received at the hands of his psychotic mother. The book takes you back to a time when Pelzer was a nine year old boy. You feel his pain as he describes living with his mother and bouncing from foster home to foster home all the while feeling isolation, fear, and devastation while dealing with feeling unworthy of being loved. It is definitely humbling to read how tragic his childhood was. Though society is quick to ridicule the foster care system, Dave Pelzer is a living breathing testament to the necessity of the systems existance. I will warn that this book is not for the weak at heart or the weak-stomached as some of his recollections will rip your heart out and make you want to vomit on your shoes at the sheer thought of this level of human evil. Overall, I would recommend this book to the more mature readers. Definitely not for those under 16-17. If you are in need of a big slice of humble pie, pick up A Child Called It and the sequel, The Lost Boy. Reasonably priced at around $11 a piece.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Overall rating: 5/5
The story is about a young boy who has suffered torture at the hands of his crazed mother and ignored by his alcoholic firefighter father. I found it ironic that his father was a "hero" but yet never saved his own son from the hell he received at the hands of his psychotic mother. The book takes you back to a time when Pelzer was a nine year old boy. You feel his pain as he describes living with his mother and bouncing from foster home to foster home all the while feeling isolation, fear, and devastation while dealing with feeling unworthy of being loved. It is definitely humbling to read how tragic his childhood was. Though society is quick to ridicule the foster care system, Dave Pelzer is a living breathing testament to the necessity of the systems existance. I will warn that this book is not for the weak at heart or the weak-stomached as some of his recollections will rip your heart out and make you want to vomit on your shoes at the sheer thought of this level of human evil. Overall, I would recommend this book to the more mature readers. Definitely not for those under 16-17. If you are in need of a big slice of humble pie, pick up A Child Called It and the sequel, The Lost Boy. Reasonably priced at around $11 a piece.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Overall rating: 5/5
CM - The Lucky One - Nicholas Sparks
I own every last one of Nicholas Spark's novels and I have yet to be completely disappointed. Although this one was highly advertised, I have to say it was not his best work, however, I am still glad that I read it.
The story is about a U.S. Marine named Logan Thibault who while deployed, finds a photograph of a young woman buried in the dirt. His instincts tell him to toss it aside, but instead he keeps it in his pocket. Soon after, Logan experiences what most would call incredible luck. He survives deadly attacks that claim the lives of those around him. His superstitious best friend, Victor, is convinced that the photo is his good luck charm-that it keeps him safe. Back home, Logan can't stop thinking about the woman in the photo. He sets out walking on foot across the country to find her, and ends up in North Carolina. Elizabeth, the woman in the photo, is a divorced mother with a young son. Her ex husband is the corrupt sheriff in town and soon butts heads with Logan. Logan doesn't disclose his reasons for coming to find Elizabeth immediately and instead ends up working with her and her mother training dogs.
The last 10 or so pages of this book were the best part of the entire story. Kudos to Nicholas Sparks for over a decade of stories that tug at the heart strings and keep me personally entertained. There's a reason he is a New York Times best-selling author. His writing styles are seeming to change up and this book is definitely set apart from his normal style. Perhaps he is starting to lean into a more suspenseful Dean Koontz type feel to his stories. Either way, I paid $14 for the book and I would recommend it.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 4.5/5
Overall rating: 4/5
The story is about a U.S. Marine named Logan Thibault who while deployed, finds a photograph of a young woman buried in the dirt. His instincts tell him to toss it aside, but instead he keeps it in his pocket. Soon after, Logan experiences what most would call incredible luck. He survives deadly attacks that claim the lives of those around him. His superstitious best friend, Victor, is convinced that the photo is his good luck charm-that it keeps him safe. Back home, Logan can't stop thinking about the woman in the photo. He sets out walking on foot across the country to find her, and ends up in North Carolina. Elizabeth, the woman in the photo, is a divorced mother with a young son. Her ex husband is the corrupt sheriff in town and soon butts heads with Logan. Logan doesn't disclose his reasons for coming to find Elizabeth immediately and instead ends up working with her and her mother training dogs.
The last 10 or so pages of this book were the best part of the entire story. Kudos to Nicholas Sparks for over a decade of stories that tug at the heart strings and keep me personally entertained. There's a reason he is a New York Times best-selling author. His writing styles are seeming to change up and this book is definitely set apart from his normal style. Perhaps he is starting to lean into a more suspenseful Dean Koontz type feel to his stories. Either way, I paid $14 for the book and I would recommend it.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 4.5/5
Overall rating: 4/5
CM - The Guardian - Nicholas Sparks
This book was by far one of my favorite Sparks books.
The story is about a 29 yr old woman named Julie who's husband died and left her two things- a great dane dog and the promise that he would always watch over her. She lives in a small town in North Carolina. After four years have passed since her husbands death, Julie finally feels ready to start looking for love again. But who will she choose? Her last husbands best friend Mike, or a handsome engineer named Richard. Instead of being a easy-breezy love story, Julie finds herself fighting for her life in a nightmare spawned by deceptionand jealousy that has grown into a murderous intent.
This book definitely had more heat than the average Nicholas Sparks book. The ending was hair raising and definitely had me ignoring the world as I tried desperately to finish the book. I even talked Kayla (who is avid about ignoring Nicholas Sparks) into reading it (and she liked it!)
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Overall rating: 5/5
Definitely pick it up!
The story is about a 29 yr old woman named Julie who's husband died and left her two things- a great dane dog and the promise that he would always watch over her. She lives in a small town in North Carolina. After four years have passed since her husbands death, Julie finally feels ready to start looking for love again. But who will she choose? Her last husbands best friend Mike, or a handsome engineer named Richard. Instead of being a easy-breezy love story, Julie finds herself fighting for her life in a nightmare spawned by deceptionand jealousy that has grown into a murderous intent.
This book definitely had more heat than the average Nicholas Sparks book. The ending was hair raising and definitely had me ignoring the world as I tried desperately to finish the book. I even talked Kayla (who is avid about ignoring Nicholas Sparks) into reading it (and she liked it!)
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Overall rating: 5/5
Definitely pick it up!
KM- New Moon - Stephenie Meyer
This is the second novel in the Twilight series. It continues the story of Edward & Bella, and is a rollercoaster. Early on in the novel, Edward decides that it's best for Bella that he leave her, rather than risk hurting her. So Bella becomes closer friends with Jacob, who has a secret of his own. The matter is further complicated when Bella begins doing dangerous things, feeling that she refuses to keep a promise to be safe when the promise to stay with her was broken. She risks her life several times, and the ending will blow you away.
New Moon flows brilliantly with Twilight, and the seamless transition from one to the other only leaves you thirsting for Eclipse.
RATINGS
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 100/A
New Moon flows brilliantly with Twilight, and the seamless transition from one to the other only leaves you thirsting for Eclipse.
RATINGS
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
Overall: 100/A
KM- Twilight- Stephenie Meyer
I must say that I stumbled across this book by accident. I'd never heard of it, and ended up buying it on recommendation from a girl who worked at the local Waldenbooks. I am definitely not a vampire-story fan, never have been, I believe they're all too cliche.
This book, however, was amazing. It's a story about a young girl moving in with her father, from Arizona to Forks, Washington. It's a drastic change for her, and she begins at a new school only to find the most attractive guy at the school, Edward Cullen, and his family all seem to think she's absolutely terrible from the moment they meet her. The story blossoms into a very complicated romance between a vampire and a normal teenage girl. Go ahead, I know what you're thinking. "That's so for 12-year-olds." I thought so too, until I got completely caught up in the story and finished the first 3 novels within a 48 hour period, not even pausing when I was at work.
It's a great story for all ages and both genders. Love is a theme that applies to all. Angst makes for an interesting read for teens. There's a maturity to the characters that endear them to adults. There's action for the males.
From the moment Edward and Bella encounter each other in a close setting for the first time, you will be hooked. You'll be taken through a tour of life as a vampire, life as a teenage girl with a great secret, the danger of love, an amazing game of baseball, and an intense scene of action where enemy vampires battle over a "snack". Overall, GREAT read, recommended for ANYONE.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
OVERALL: 100/A
This book, however, was amazing. It's a story about a young girl moving in with her father, from Arizona to Forks, Washington. It's a drastic change for her, and she begins at a new school only to find the most attractive guy at the school, Edward Cullen, and his family all seem to think she's absolutely terrible from the moment they meet her. The story blossoms into a very complicated romance between a vampire and a normal teenage girl. Go ahead, I know what you're thinking. "That's so for 12-year-olds." I thought so too, until I got completely caught up in the story and finished the first 3 novels within a 48 hour period, not even pausing when I was at work.
It's a great story for all ages and both genders. Love is a theme that applies to all. Angst makes for an interesting read for teens. There's a maturity to the characters that endear them to adults. There's action for the males.
From the moment Edward and Bella encounter each other in a close setting for the first time, you will be hooked. You'll be taken through a tour of life as a vampire, life as a teenage girl with a great secret, the danger of love, an amazing game of baseball, and an intense scene of action where enemy vampires battle over a "snack". Overall, GREAT read, recommended for ANYONE.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 5/5
OVERALL: 100/A
CM - Marked - P.C. Cast
I picked this series on a whim one day, and I was pleasantly surprised. Although the first book in the series, Marked, was a bit difficult to get into to, I was glad I stuck with it.
The story entails a girl named Zoey who gets "Marked" by a tracker vampire. This means that she must go to a vampire academy called the House of Night. Her uber-religious step father and doormat mother are not exactly welcoming to the idea of their daughter turning into a vampire and Zoey isn't thrilled either. She has to pick up and change schools, and lets face it, no one wants to be the new kid.
I won't spoil the book so i'll simply add that the book definitely is worth reading, especially since I paid $8.95 for it -- $35 for the set of four books. It is classified as "young readers" but I would definitely not recommend it for anyone under the age of maybe 16. I know 40+ yr olds that read and enjoyed so don't be thrown off by that classification. The 5th book in the series "Hunted" comes out in March 2009 and I am definitely looking forward to it.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall: 4.5/5
The story entails a girl named Zoey who gets "Marked" by a tracker vampire. This means that she must go to a vampire academy called the House of Night. Her uber-religious step father and doormat mother are not exactly welcoming to the idea of their daughter turning into a vampire and Zoey isn't thrilled either. She has to pick up and change schools, and lets face it, no one wants to be the new kid.
I won't spoil the book so i'll simply add that the book definitely is worth reading, especially since I paid $8.95 for it -- $35 for the set of four books. It is classified as "young readers" but I would definitely not recommend it for anyone under the age of maybe 16. I know 40+ yr olds that read and enjoyed so don't be thrown off by that classification. The 5th book in the series "Hunted" comes out in March 2009 and I am definitely looking forward to it.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall: 4.5/5
KM- Your Heart Belongs to Me - Dean Koontz
I've never been disappointed by a Koontz novel, although I must say this one threw me for a loop. I felt like the ending sort of came out of nowhere, although it was a very interesting read.
The story revolves around a 34-year-old Ryan Perry. He is in love with his girlfriend, Samantha, and things begin going downhill for him when he begins have seizures out of nowhere, with no previous medical indication of an abnormality. While he suspects he's being poisoned, he alienates some of the most important people in his life. When diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, he is put on a donor list, and has some very strange incidents, beginning with a friendly nurse assisting in his biopsy, ending with the barrel of a gun pointed at the back of his head.
I would recommend it, although for some reason, it lacks the usual Koontz feel. I can't quite put my finger on what it is, but something was lacking from his usual talent in this one.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall: 90/B
Next Up: Before I Say Goodbye- Mary Higgins Clark
The story revolves around a 34-year-old Ryan Perry. He is in love with his girlfriend, Samantha, and things begin going downhill for him when he begins have seizures out of nowhere, with no previous medical indication of an abnormality. While he suspects he's being poisoned, he alienates some of the most important people in his life. When diagnosed with cardiomyopathy, he is put on a donor list, and has some very strange incidents, beginning with a friendly nurse assisting in his biopsy, ending with the barrel of a gun pointed at the back of his head.
I would recommend it, although for some reason, it lacks the usual Koontz feel. I can't quite put my finger on what it is, but something was lacking from his usual talent in this one.
Ratings:
Characters: 5/5
Plot: 4/5
Interest Level: 4.5/5
Overall: 90/B
Next Up: Before I Say Goodbye- Mary Higgins Clark
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Hello! I'm Kayla, 18, avid reader. I mainly read suspense, muder mystery, sci-fi, etc., with a lot of true crime peppered in. Some of my favorite authors are: Dean Koontz, James Patterson, Mary Higgins Clark, Stephen King, and John Grisham. I do read outside my main genres, and will be posting all sorts of reviews. My friend and I decided to start this site after we've pretty much formed our own little book club. We will sometimes post on the same book, but more than likely will be making different posts about different books, and occasionally commenting on each other's commentaries.
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