Well, since we're reviewing movies as well, let's talk about what a disappointment this one was.
As we all know, the main reason to watch the Friday the 13th movies was for the gore. There was never actually a good story line, the villan had no logical way (nor did they try to explain how he did it) to have come back to life X many times, and let's face it.. Jason just wasn't really that scary. This movie, however, even failed in the gore department. There were a few humorous moments, since it dealt with a bunch of teenagers, a few of which were stoners, and that one Asian kid made the whole movie. After he died, the only entertaining part was when the "tough macho man" screamed like a prepubescent girl. Unfortunately, the ending even left it open for ...wait for it.. ANOTHER ONE. This one was, what? The 14th? Give it up while you're ahead guys, and remake some movies that are actually still SCARY (Hello, The Excorcist, anyone??)
RATINGS:
Characters: 3/5 (the Asian kid gets 5/5)
Plot: 2/5 (there really isn't one.. kids go camping, get killed by local serial monster)
Interest Level: 3/5 (only until the one kid dies.. After that, it's about a 1.5/5, but I'm being lenient)
OVERALL: 53/F
P.S. Whoever else decides to watch this monstrous piece of film garbage, please come back and tell me, because maybe I just missed it, but... What happened to the boat?
Thursday, February 19, 2009
KM- THR3E - Ted Dekker
This was a book I stumbled upon for 75% off during a Waldenbooks closing sale. It's a book featuring two novels, THR3E and Obsession. Considering THR3E took me over a month to read, I don't think I'll be reading Obsession any time soon.
That being said, I did think it was quite an interesting story line. Kevin is a regular guy, seminary student, with an old childhood love and an ordinary life, that suddenly finds himself amidst a terror-riddled thrill ride. Someone is giving him an ultimatum: confess your sin, or I set off another bomb. The man calls himself Slater, and Kevin, with the help of his childhood friend, Samantha, and an extremely nice FBI agent, Jennifer, must solve the riddles so that he will know what to confess before someone loses their life in one of the bombs.
It had a major psychological twist that, looking back, I could have seen from a mile away, but I just didn't catch it. Like I said, it was a good story, but just didn't hold my attention very well.
RATINGS
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 3/5
Overall: 80/C
That being said, I did think it was quite an interesting story line. Kevin is a regular guy, seminary student, with an old childhood love and an ordinary life, that suddenly finds himself amidst a terror-riddled thrill ride. Someone is giving him an ultimatum: confess your sin, or I set off another bomb. The man calls himself Slater, and Kevin, with the help of his childhood friend, Samantha, and an extremely nice FBI agent, Jennifer, must solve the riddles so that he will know what to confess before someone loses their life in one of the bombs.
It had a major psychological twist that, looking back, I could have seen from a mile away, but I just didn't catch it. Like I said, it was a good story, but just didn't hold my attention very well.
RATINGS
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 5/5
Interest Level: 3/5
Overall: 80/C
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
CM - Tithe - Holly Black
This one was about a 16 year old girl named Kaye who travels from city to city with her mother's rock band. When forced to move to her childhood home in Jersey, she starts remembering her childhood friends Gristle, Lutie, and Spike...faeries.
Kaye soon finds herself a unwilling pawn in an ancient power struggle between two rival faerie kingdoms- The Unseelie and Seelie Courts. The Unseelie Court being the "bad guys" and the Seelie Court being the "good faeries". Kaye then starts finding out more about herself and her newfound subject of observation-a guy faerie named Robin. Along for the ride are her childhood friends Janet (real), the faeries, and Janet's brother Corny. She learns that she could set the Seelie Court faeries free from the rule of the Unseelie Court for 7 years if she is sacrificed as the "tithe" or offering.
This one had a very teeny-bopper faerie tale imaginary friend feel to it. It was creative and did keep me occupied during an unexpected six hour wait in the emergency room. It had its strange points, but I think the author was well-intended.
Just a note, I realize that I have spelled "faerie" throughout the review, not "fairy" as I normally would; that is the way the author spelled it throughout the book-and yes that did slightly grind on my OCD nerves.
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 3/5
Interest level: This one is difficult. Although I didn't find it that interesting, I'm sure the younger readers it was intended for would. So I'll leave that one alone.
Overall: I'd recommend it for the younger reader, but not too young because there was some violence, death, etc. This was definitely not Tinkerbell.
Kaye soon finds herself a unwilling pawn in an ancient power struggle between two rival faerie kingdoms- The Unseelie and Seelie Courts. The Unseelie Court being the "bad guys" and the Seelie Court being the "good faeries". Kaye then starts finding out more about herself and her newfound subject of observation-a guy faerie named Robin. Along for the ride are her childhood friends Janet (real), the faeries, and Janet's brother Corny. She learns that she could set the Seelie Court faeries free from the rule of the Unseelie Court for 7 years if she is sacrificed as the "tithe" or offering.
This one had a very teeny-bopper faerie tale imaginary friend feel to it. It was creative and did keep me occupied during an unexpected six hour wait in the emergency room. It had its strange points, but I think the author was well-intended.
Just a note, I realize that I have spelled "faerie" throughout the review, not "fairy" as I normally would; that is the way the author spelled it throughout the book-and yes that did slightly grind on my OCD nerves.
Ratings:
Characters: 4/5
Plot: 3/5
Interest level: This one is difficult. Although I didn't find it that interesting, I'm sure the younger readers it was intended for would. So I'll leave that one alone.
Overall: I'd recommend it for the younger reader, but not too young because there was some violence, death, etc. This was definitely not Tinkerbell.
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